2 Timothy 4_ 3- 4      Worshiping Weirdness?

Rev. David Holwick  K                                    Easter

First Baptist Church                   

Ledgewood, New Jersey

April 16, 2006

Luke 24:9-15
2 Timothy 4:3-4


WORSHIPING WEIRDNESS?



  I. Everyone loves weird religious news.

      A. Worker at Lowe's: what do you think of this Judas thing?

          1) She also mentioned a book saying Jesus survived the

                crucifixion and so didn't rise from the dead.

          2) Her take on it was that it's all very interesting, but

                a little too far out.


      B. Why people are attracted to this stuff.

          1) It's interesting.  (itching ears)

              a) We prefer the new and novel to the traditional.

              b) Even though many don't really know the traditional!

          2) Poke in the eye at traditional religion, with all its

                disappointments.

          3) Excuses lower moral standards.


      C. Truth trumps weirdness.

          1) Weird isn't necessarily false.

          2) Many true things are also unusual.

          3) Today I ask you to consider what is eternally true.


      D. A survey of current popular weirdnesses.


II. Judas Gospel - you've got Jesus' betrayer all wrong.

      A. Is he really the hero of the Easter story?

          1) The New York Times says the smuggling antiquity dealer who

                made it public feels a religious calling to defend Judas.

          2) Judas Gospel claims Jesus put Judas up to betraying him.

              a) Judas merely did what he was told to do.

              b) If anything, Jesus is the one who looks bad.


      B. The New Age movement is nothing New.

          1) Gospel of Judas has been known for 18 centuries.

              a) Church Father Irenaeus described it in AD 180, and

                    condemned it as heresy.

              b) The scroll that was discovered is the only known copy.

          2) It is one of many Gnostic documents found in Egypt.

              a) Flesh is evil.  Spirit is good.

              b) Therefore resurrection is stupid.  Why would you

                    want a body forever?

              c) The theology of the Gospel of Judas has little in

                    common with orthodox Christianity.

                  1> It blends a few Christian ideas in with Eastern

                        mystery religions.

                  2> It is alien to the worldview of Jews and Jesus.


      C. The secret heresy of the Gospel of Judas.

          1) Irenaeus says it was produced by the Cainites.

          2) They were a cult who deliberately honored every wicked

                character in the Bible so as to promote their own

                    immoral lifestyle.

              a) The Cainites considered the God who created the

                    world as evil, and Satan as good.

              b) Obviously, they would especially glorify the

                    traitor Judas.                                 #30894


      D. Hook, line and sinker.

          1) Liberal scholars try to tear apart the New Testament

                gospels, yet accept the Judas Gospel at face value.

          2) Why?  It weakens traditional religion and turns Christian

                morality on its head.

          3) The Gospel of Judas is especially popular among "progressive"

                Christians who think it supports diversity.       #30925

              a) Four scholars mentioned this word in a news conference.

              b) What diversity are they interested in?  Theology and

                    lifestyles.


III. Da Vinci Code - you've got salvation all wrong.

      A. Hugely popular book and soon to be a movie.

          1) Clint Drymon loaned me a copy, but one of you took it

                before I could read it.

          2) It has sold more than 40 million copies worldwide.

          3) By all accounts it is a good read.


      B. Far-out story.

          1) The Holy Grail of Medieval fame was not the communion

                cup Jesus used at the Last Supper.

          2) Instead, it was a veiled reference to Mary Magdalene,

                who was the wife of Jesus.

          3) They had children, whose descendants became nobles in

                France.

          4) Leonardo Da Vinci knew the secret and put clues about

                it in his famous painting of the Last Supper.

          5) The Evil Church has tried to suppress the truth ever

                since.


      C. Ignorance of the Bible drives this weirdness.           #30902

          1) Almost all scholars say Brown's ideas are nonsense.

              a) Many of the theories originated with occultists

                    and scam artists.

          2) But people don't know the Bible, theology or history.

          3) It doesn't really matter, because postmodern people reject

                historical truth anyway.


IV. Scientology - you've got mental health all wrong.

      A. "South Park" brouhaha over Isaac Hayes (one of the voices).

          1) He threatened to quit because the cartoon laughed at

                Scientology.

          2) Hayes never complained when the cartoon skewered

                Christianity and mocked Jesus, which it often did.


      B. Tom Cruise is most famous member.

          1) This week it was reported his wife converted too.

          2) Rich people gravitate to Scientology, for good reason.

          3) It focuses on therapy sessions that use a little meter to

                help you remove "engrams" - bad thoughts from the past.

              a) These sessions cost $1,000 - per hour.            #39010


      C. Founded by science fiction writer, L. Ron Hubbard.

          1) Hubbard said religion was a hoax and it only served to

                control people.

          2) He then proved it by creating his own religion, Scientology.


  V. Mormonism - you've got American history all wrong.

      A. Josiah saw their church on the hill and asked about them.

          1) 11 million members around the world.

          2) One of the richest religions in America.


      B. They teach we all came from the planet Kolob.              #3928

          1) It is a planet at the center of our galaxy - the worst

                place to have a planet since a massive black hole is

                   there.

          2) It has a 1,000-day rotation period, but that would make life

                impossible since nights would be 100s of degrees below 0.


      C. Jesus preached in America shortly after his resurrection.

          1) His audience was light-skinned Jews who had sailed to the

                New World hundreds of years before.

          2) No evidence of these ancient people has ever been found.


      D. They wrote their history on gold tablets, hid it on a hill.

          1) Then they were wiped out by bad dark-skinned Indians.

          2) The gold tablets lay forgotten until the angel Moroni

                revealed them to Joseph Smith.

              a) Joseph Smith said it was written in Reformed Egyptian.

                  1> Reformed Egyptian doesn't exist.

                  2> An example he showed people is actually the Book

                        of the Dead (his translation was bogus).

              b) The language of the Book of Mormon reflects the King

                    James Bible (1611), including its mistakes.

              c) The plot reflects a novel that was written in the early

                    1800s by Solomon Spalding, years before the gold

                       tablets were unearthed.


      E. Mormons have a very weird theology.                      #30911

          1) God is three separate people.

              a) God the Father is physical and you can shake his

                    hand.

              b) Actually, there are millions of gods.

                  1> This world's god evolved from Adam. (Brigham Young)

                  2> Good Mormons will evolved into gods as well, and

                        have their own planet to populate.

          2) They say they believe in Jesus, but salvation comes

                through their secret Temple ceremonies.


VI. Isn't Easter weird as well?

      A. You can make a strong case.

          1) The details are bizarre.

              a) Man is popular, man is killed and buried, man comes

                    alive again, man lifts off into heaven.

              b) No one sees it happen, contrary theories appear almost

                    immediately.

              c) Even the first witnesses were not considered

                    credible - by the apostles!                Luke 24:11

          2) It's not normal for bodies to rise from the dead.

              a) Americans certainly don't think so.


                 A recent Ohio University survey asked people if they

                    believed that, after they die, their physical body

                       will be resurrected someday.

                 Bear in mind that this has been standard Christian

                    theology for 2,000 years...

                 But only 36 percent of those interviewed said 'yes'.

                 And 41% of those who called themselves "born again"

                    said 'no'!

                                                                   #30896


                 Paul says if our bodies are not resurrected, then Jesus

                    wasn't resurrected either.

                 It means Christianity has failed.

              b) We like heaven better - just like the Gnostics and

                    ancient pagans.


      B. Do we believe it only because we WANT it to be true?

          1) Contrary example of early Christian disciples.

              a) They were defeated by the crucifixion.

              b) They did not expect a resurrection.

          2) When the women told the others, their words seemed like

                nonsense.


      C. Only possible defense - it is true.

          1) At least, that is what Jesus proclaimed.

          2) The Bible consistently defends it.

          3) It is what the early church believed and died for.

          4) It is what our church proclaims today.


      D. Even more preposterous - it can change you.

          1) Easter is not just about Jesus becoming alive.

          2) It means YOU can come alive as well.

              a) For many people, the ultimate proof of Easter is what

                    has happened in their own life when they believe.

              b) The old-time religion of Jesus rising from the dead

                    is still just as powerful today.



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SOURCES FOR ILLUSTRATIONS USED IN THIS SERMON:


# 3928  "Science Deflating Darwinism, Mormonism, Astronomer Says," by Ken

           Walker, Online Christianity Today (America Online), September 26,

           1996.


#30894  "Nat'l Geographic & The Gospel of Judas," by Staff Writers, Baptist

           Press, http://www.baptistpress.org/, April 10, 2006.


#30896  "Most Don't Believe In Bodily Resurrection For Themselves,"

           Preaching Now, www.preaching.com, April 11, 2006.


#30902  "The So-called 'Gospel' of Judas: Unmasking An Ancient

           Heresy," by Charles Colson, BreakPoint Commentary,

           April 12, 2006.


#30910  "What Scientology Believes," by Tal Davis, http://www.namb.net/~

           site/pp.asp?c=9qkiluozeph&b=232957#cults.


#30911  "What Mormonism Believes," by Phil Roberts, President of

           Midwestern Baptist Theological Seminary,

           http://www.namb.net/site/pp.asp?c=9qkiluozeph&b=232957#cults.


#30925  "Christian Mavericks Find Affirmation In Ancient Heresies," by

           G. Jeffrey Macdonald, The Christian Science Monitor,

           April 14, 2006.


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